R.. RAJKUMAR

R.... Rajkumar is hopeless...... A few dialogues from the movie will summarise the movie.1. Height aur weight se pyaar nahi hota... Pyaar dil se hota hai...2. Pyaar pyaar pyaar ya maar maar maaar..3.(last n the.most disgusting) im ur bull ur my shit.. Together we are bullshit. Movie was a torture!!! Plz sit n.home n get bored but dont go for this one! I think m done with.sonakshi. She is huge and has.no.acting skillls...Unbearable ka baap - r...rajkumar

BULLET RAJA

BULLET RAJA Is boring and useless.. I mean we have seen the same things before..In an attempt to make a masala flick- what has happened is, the director has added too much colour..too much dialogue -baazi and some masala here and there! Item number, pelvic thrust , political drama and a love sequence.. The never ending political drama was to much to handle.. the first half was bearable but I could go off to sleep by the second half..o much goli baari- so much action, that I felt sick! I wonder what sonakshi was doing in the movie- A flower pot ! we have seen her enough in this avtar.. there is nothing new.. the same in Once upon a time.. and rowdy rathode.. etc.. same to same performance.. I mean how much can u see her batting eyelids and showing off her braod shoulders??~disgusting We have seen jimmy shergill and mahi gill in such strong roles before, and to accept them in this tiny winy useless role was disturbing… The torture to sit through the entire shit- on a Friday night- so not worth it.

GORI TERE PYAAR ME

Gori tere pyaar me: Bangalore ka chora.. n Punjab di kudi- louee is slightly hat ke! But truly a fun watch.. Being a bollywood movie, there are predictable bits- but hey, this is so cute with some lovely moments… I have to admit that Imraan has improved and he is adorable. .. No trust me! He is Adorable as sreedevi bhai!:) Kareena- looked a little artificial but that’s ok.. I wasn’t expecting out of her anyway… The first half of the movie is funny, cute…musical and definitely A-class.. the second half is a little longish and slow… with the gawn ka scene.. felt it was too dragged and Anupam kher was overacting… Now, sriram ka lazy lad avatar we have seen before, but what adds to the masala is the puppa’s idea of him being a “kaala dhabba”.. some merorable parts are..”job hi mai..kehna chahoon…” him running away from his wedding.. Bulla ka jana main kaun…..hilarious! Well I thoroughly enjoyed the movie.. its worth a watch!

GOLIYON KI RAASLEELA- RAM- LEELA

Disappointing! Messy!!! The movie starts with a bang- as the name suggests.. shooting…bloodshed and lot of family dushmani, and mind it ..its 500 yrs poorana! Well, then.. the mr.handsome, who is busy showing off his body appears!( seeti maar- paisa wassol-- Ranveer ) and to give him takkar- we have deepika- with heavy ghagras, chamkeela chunri and that killer smile… rest we know.. loueee !! Now, the louee was more intense – kind of desperate.. at one point, was wondering- they ‘just’ met! And then they are madly in love and they cant keep their hands off each other… it seems too hurried.. too much! I ignore that… suddenly there is some killing.. some dramatic eloping.. random songs with yoga postures….family involvement ,separation and sadness… the funny bit is, ram never calls back after seeing leela’s msg n calls.. well, there are too many loopholes in the direction.( some other being… how a police man is bribed with porn DVD or when the harsh supriya pathak’s heart melts when a little boy hugs her.. the same woman was unmoved.. when she chopped off her daughter’s finger- strange !!!) after interval… there is more drama and more illogical stuff going on… felt like my patience was tested~ It was supposed to have a story, but in between the story lost its potential …with excess of everything! SLB probably believes that excess of anything promises excellence- a myth, and ramleela is an example of that! It was a torture…. So, what I understood was, there was saccha wala.. erotic wala..isshq wala lovee…. Cutting fingers and shooting people was like no big deal!! And supposedly, after everyone was tired of killing each other, the lead didn’t know what else to do…”lets die in each other’s arms”…. ishaqzadde ???!! yeah- exactly… Things to take back from the movie-Some top class pj’s… shayaaris… Oh no moments: deepika signs a stamp ppr to kill ram…( I mean who does that??!!) Visual treat- RANVEER- HIS BODY- the grand sets, sizzling hot chemistry… Ram chahe leela…. Leela chahe ram.. in dono ke pyaar mein audience ka kya kaam!! - :p

KRISHHH 3

KRISHH 3: watch it to follow the sequel and to mentally prepare yourself for krish 4!! NO! I am not against hritik- the Indian Super hero..:) He is beautiful! And I appreciate the effort that went into making this film… But, it still stands to be a Bollywood masala movie with emotions overflowing through cliché dialogues, overacting and Oh sO much drama! DRAMA ka OVERDOSE Some parts are predictable too- and then you go, arey yaar!! Some parts are copied.. from other super heros.. ( may be because all superheros have to face similar issues.. same story.. same response). Well, now the story isn’t out of the world.. we all know we have a superhero and a villain and the job of Piggy Chops was to be in distress and oh, produce babies( very important- audience , prepare urself for krish 4).. and do you want to guess what happens in the end? C’mon- good v/s bad- tell me who wins…( 100/100 right! Exactly… so that’s what happens- the happy (s) the ending(S) )!!! The Songs are pathetic.. Cant believe Rajesh Roshan could come up with this! There is nothing about the songs that make you go wow.. its just a painful addition .. Well, thankfully the movie has some story and is well paced.. ummm.. between hritik’s stunts, hritik’s role as dad and some mutants in between.. the movie atleast moves forward.. and that is gripping… the depressing moment is when the story unfolds…kaal’s reality is exposed mutant’s loueee and the fight scene ofcourse. Painful I say! Some very good animation and some 3rd class… I am confused how to rate the movie. Well, one thing is sure, I am not putting myself through this again!! Krishh might be liked by bollywood fans or even kids.. I wouls stick to a satisfactory score of 5/10.. where 1 extra point is for Hritik’s body!! Well, that’s a good enough reason to watch the movie….

MICKEY VIRUS

MICKEY VIRUS- is a one time watch! well, after watching several movies, I ask myself-why do i go for movies so often?? and 'all' the movies??..this same thought came to my mind while i was searching for pop-corn during the interval~( the answer was, for my love for pop corn) there is no other reason- well, abt the movie.. the first half had nothing exciting..i laughed at a few jokes, was reminded of Vickey doner...and was impressed with elli- oh she looks pretty:) the second half- OH BOY! this is a thriller.... fugly thriller- but bits of it were done well..and some overdone... started enjoying it... and again the pace was slow... and then some more twist.. and then while i was frowning !!! and then at the end- all the characters talk.. it felt like, they were summarizing the movie... all the planning, plot.. twists...were "explained with a rationale"- the director probably thought, let my audience not go home with questions in their mind... they should have alll the answers... like ALL THE ANSWERS!! so yeah the attempt to simply the movie was so long, that it gave me a slight headache, glad i had cold drinks to calm me down.. well, i dont intend to be rude, the songs- i like.. Manish paul- dilli ka launda- i like....hacker turning detective also i like:) So, enjoy this movie , a comedy thriller.. mickey will make u laugh and virus might infect ur thinking ability- don't worry, the anti virus is a few loo breaks, some pop corn.. and may be a few watsapp messages in between:) PS: my favorite dialogue is : " kya zamana aa gaya hai... kapde khule hote hain aur phone lock hota hai"- wah wah!!!

BESHARAM

BESHARAM: is not too bad! It’s funny..senseless…cheesy… with some over the top dialogues.. but not really that bad Ranbir, is in a new avatar altogether- and its fun to just keep watching him. I am not sure about the story though, its brainless .. The songs are really good..but the problem is, they are too frequent!! The climax is my favorite- Rishi kapoor in his sunny deol form is hilarious- something u would expect from dabang salmaan/akshay kumar or even ajay devgan.. but when u see the same actions by rishi kapoor- u just cant stop laughing.. No, its not the “whatever!!!”kind of phase- it’s the “OH MY GOD…!!! Followed by ravan style laughter-phase trust me, in between all the madness- I laughed .. There is too much masala with no meaning. A type I haven’t seen before from RK…. But it just doesn’t mean, that I didn’t enjoy it. I DID- FULTOO masti… The 2hr 30 min movie, doesn’t have extraordinary entertainment to offer, but surely a fun watch. Go for it, if the weekend looks boring / ur a movie buff like me, OR, want to experience some besharmi….with style- LOAFER WITH CHEST HAIR IS QUITE BESHARAM!!