R.. RAJKUMAR

R.... Rajkumar is hopeless...... A few dialogues from the movie will summarise the movie.1. Height aur weight se pyaar nahi hota... Pyaar dil se hota hai...2. Pyaar pyaar pyaar ya maar maar maaar..3.(last n the.most disgusting) im ur bull ur my shit.. Together we are bullshit. Movie was a torture!!! Plz sit n.home n get bored but dont go for this one! I think m done with.sonakshi. She is huge and has.no.acting skillls...Unbearable ka baap - r...rajkumar

BULLET RAJA

BULLET RAJA Is boring and useless.. I mean we have seen the same things before..In an attempt to make a masala flick- what has happened is, the director has added too much colour..too much dialogue -baazi and some masala here and there! Item number, pelvic thrust , political drama and a love sequence.. The never ending political drama was to much to handle.. the first half was bearable but I could go off to sleep by the second half..o much goli baari- so much action, that I felt sick! I wonder what sonakshi was doing in the movie- A flower pot ! we have seen her enough in this avtar.. there is nothing new.. the same in Once upon a time.. and rowdy rathode.. etc.. same to same performance.. I mean how much can u see her batting eyelids and showing off her braod shoulders??~disgusting We have seen jimmy shergill and mahi gill in such strong roles before, and to accept them in this tiny winy useless role was disturbing… The torture to sit through the entire shit- on a Friday night- so not worth it.

GORI TERE PYAAR ME

Gori tere pyaar me: Bangalore ka chora.. n Punjab di kudi- louee is slightly hat ke! But truly a fun watch.. Being a bollywood movie, there are predictable bits- but hey, this is so cute with some lovely moments… I have to admit that Imraan has improved and he is adorable. .. No trust me! He is Adorable as sreedevi bhai!:) Kareena- looked a little artificial but that’s ok.. I wasn’t expecting out of her anyway… The first half of the movie is funny, cute…musical and definitely A-class.. the second half is a little longish and slow… with the gawn ka scene.. felt it was too dragged and Anupam kher was overacting… Now, sriram ka lazy lad avatar we have seen before, but what adds to the masala is the puppa’s idea of him being a “kaala dhabba”.. some merorable parts are..”job hi mai..kehna chahoon…” him running away from his wedding.. Bulla ka jana main kaun…..hilarious! Well I thoroughly enjoyed the movie.. its worth a watch!

GOLIYON KI RAASLEELA- RAM- LEELA

Disappointing! Messy!!! The movie starts with a bang- as the name suggests.. shooting…bloodshed and lot of family dushmani, and mind it ..its 500 yrs poorana! Well, then.. the mr.handsome, who is busy showing off his body appears!( seeti maar- paisa wassol-- Ranveer ) and to give him takkar- we have deepika- with heavy ghagras, chamkeela chunri and that killer smile… rest we know.. loueee !! Now, the louee was more intense – kind of desperate.. at one point, was wondering- they ‘just’ met! And then they are madly in love and they cant keep their hands off each other… it seems too hurried.. too much! I ignore that… suddenly there is some killing.. some dramatic eloping.. random songs with yoga postures….family involvement ,separation and sadness… the funny bit is, ram never calls back after seeing leela’s msg n calls.. well, there are too many loopholes in the direction.( some other being… how a police man is bribed with porn DVD or when the harsh supriya pathak’s heart melts when a little boy hugs her.. the same woman was unmoved.. when she chopped off her daughter’s finger- strange !!!) after interval… there is more drama and more illogical stuff going on… felt like my patience was tested~ It was supposed to have a story, but in between the story lost its potential …with excess of everything! SLB probably believes that excess of anything promises excellence- a myth, and ramleela is an example of that! It was a torture…. So, what I understood was, there was saccha wala.. erotic wala..isshq wala lovee…. Cutting fingers and shooting people was like no big deal!! And supposedly, after everyone was tired of killing each other, the lead didn’t know what else to do…”lets die in each other’s arms”…. ishaqzadde ???!! yeah- exactly… Things to take back from the movie-Some top class pj’s… shayaaris… Oh no moments: deepika signs a stamp ppr to kill ram…( I mean who does that??!!) Visual treat- RANVEER- HIS BODY- the grand sets, sizzling hot chemistry… Ram chahe leela…. Leela chahe ram.. in dono ke pyaar mein audience ka kya kaam!! - :p

KRISHHH 3

KRISHH 3: watch it to follow the sequel and to mentally prepare yourself for krish 4!! NO! I am not against hritik- the Indian Super hero..:) He is beautiful! And I appreciate the effort that went into making this film… But, it still stands to be a Bollywood masala movie with emotions overflowing through cliché dialogues, overacting and Oh sO much drama! DRAMA ka OVERDOSE Some parts are predictable too- and then you go, arey yaar!! Some parts are copied.. from other super heros.. ( may be because all superheros have to face similar issues.. same story.. same response). Well, now the story isn’t out of the world.. we all know we have a superhero and a villain and the job of Piggy Chops was to be in distress and oh, produce babies( very important- audience , prepare urself for krish 4).. and do you want to guess what happens in the end? C’mon- good v/s bad- tell me who wins…( 100/100 right! Exactly… so that’s what happens- the happy (s) the ending(S) )!!! The Songs are pathetic.. Cant believe Rajesh Roshan could come up with this! There is nothing about the songs that make you go wow.. its just a painful addition .. Well, thankfully the movie has some story and is well paced.. ummm.. between hritik’s stunts, hritik’s role as dad and some mutants in between.. the movie atleast moves forward.. and that is gripping… the depressing moment is when the story unfolds…kaal’s reality is exposed mutant’s loueee and the fight scene ofcourse. Painful I say! Some very good animation and some 3rd class… I am confused how to rate the movie. Well, one thing is sure, I am not putting myself through this again!! Krishh might be liked by bollywood fans or even kids.. I wouls stick to a satisfactory score of 5/10.. where 1 extra point is for Hritik’s body!! Well, that’s a good enough reason to watch the movie….

MICKEY VIRUS

MICKEY VIRUS- is a one time watch! well, after watching several movies, I ask myself-why do i go for movies so often?? and 'all' the movies??..this same thought came to my mind while i was searching for pop-corn during the interval~( the answer was, for my love for pop corn) there is no other reason- well, abt the movie.. the first half had nothing exciting..i laughed at a few jokes, was reminded of Vickey doner...and was impressed with elli- oh she looks pretty:) the second half- OH BOY! this is a thriller.... fugly thriller- but bits of it were done well..and some overdone... started enjoying it... and again the pace was slow... and then some more twist.. and then while i was frowning !!! and then at the end- all the characters talk.. it felt like, they were summarizing the movie... all the planning, plot.. twists...were "explained with a rationale"- the director probably thought, let my audience not go home with questions in their mind... they should have alll the answers... like ALL THE ANSWERS!! so yeah the attempt to simply the movie was so long, that it gave me a slight headache, glad i had cold drinks to calm me down.. well, i dont intend to be rude, the songs- i like.. Manish paul- dilli ka launda- i like....hacker turning detective also i like:) So, enjoy this movie , a comedy thriller.. mickey will make u laugh and virus might infect ur thinking ability- don't worry, the anti virus is a few loo breaks, some pop corn.. and may be a few watsapp messages in between:) PS: my favorite dialogue is : " kya zamana aa gaya hai... kapde khule hote hain aur phone lock hota hai"- wah wah!!!

BESHARAM

BESHARAM: is not too bad! It’s funny..senseless…cheesy… with some over the top dialogues.. but not really that bad Ranbir, is in a new avatar altogether- and its fun to just keep watching him. I am not sure about the story though, its brainless .. The songs are really good..but the problem is, they are too frequent!! The climax is my favorite- Rishi kapoor in his sunny deol form is hilarious- something u would expect from dabang salmaan/akshay kumar or even ajay devgan.. but when u see the same actions by rishi kapoor- u just cant stop laughing.. No, its not the “whatever!!!”kind of phase- it’s the “OH MY GOD…!!! Followed by ravan style laughter-phase trust me, in between all the madness- I laughed .. There is too much masala with no meaning. A type I haven’t seen before from RK…. But it just doesn’t mean, that I didn’t enjoy it. I DID- FULTOO masti… The 2hr 30 min movie, doesn’t have extraordinary entertainment to offer, but surely a fun watch. Go for it, if the weekend looks boring / ur a movie buff like me, OR, want to experience some besharmi….with style- LOAFER WITH CHEST HAIR IS QUITE BESHARAM!!

DABANGG 2

Dabangg2- is not really something new- for me dabang 1 was far better. But, how does it matter??today if salman khan just stands in the movie-SHIRTLESS:) the movie will still be a blockbuster hit!- so keeping those sentiments aside, the movie had some disconnected pieces....some really funny moments....actions scenes.... loud songs and lots to admire abt chulbul pandey. sort of predictable as well..fevikol was sooooo funny.. but the namak was totally missing! ( irrespective of all this, i still enjoyed the movie and would watch again:)

THE LUNCHBOX

THE LUNCHBOX: is different! I wouldn’t say I enjoyed it greatly…but then I guess, that’s the beauty of the movie.. its simple…yet has many emotions that make you think along. The 1hr50 min movie, there is a housewife who wants to rebuild her marriage.. an aged man , ready to retire and a chirpy assistant- learning his new role. What I take back from the movie is- sometimes we do our routine things and accidently we meet certain people. Sometimes we connect to people on different levels..find happiness in small things, make new goals for ourselves…learn and shape our lives in a way we never really thought we would… these experiences suddenly become important and stay with us for life…. In this fast life- we may never want to step out of our comfort zone.. and typically that’s what Ila and Saajan do. The exchange of msg..life experiences with a complete stranger is special ;because- both don’t meet.. that’s the beauty.. and that’s how it continues… It was slightly slow for me from the entertainment perspective, but then again you cannot go for a hockey match expecting to see cheer leaders. I wanted some closure in the end… and in the end I gave myself the answer I wanted to know… Go for it to explore a different taste in your daily meal…

DON-2

dissapointed with Don 2:( bad bad movie!!! there were moments where you wonder whethr to laugh or ignore the nuisance... moments where u go like... seriously???? is this really happening! huh.. perhaps i expected a lot from farhan..

COCKTAIL

cocktail- such a waste....saif looks old, short and so confused...the story is predictable and a true cocktail of emotions..laughter, cries and everything else.... but, then there is nothing you will be surprised with.. its like eating popcorn and predicting whats gonna happen next and yay!!! ur right, may b that cud make u happy for a while when u again concentrate on popcorn, as the characters continue to cry...or experience some hurt.. the second half is intolerable.!!! however, the first half is nice, peppy ..fun and bright... penty and deepika look good and add color to the movie- saif should stop acting like a 20 yr old!! there are moments i wanted to slap him- he could easily fit the role of dipika's dad.... and there he goes flirting..... disgusting

JISM 2

jism-2: hilarious!!! ( if u go with zero expectation). u wud end up laughing at the dumb dialogues, and eventually get bored of the skin show. ...and probably hit the person next to u for no reason!- yes it can get a little hard to bear it ten mins into d movie. leone, has no potential to act, but does a gr8 job as a porn star:) arun..sud just give up trying to bring out emotions....his emotional development stopped at the age of 5.. hooda is hot in a few scenes, but wat a waste of talent!..there is hardly any characterization...substance in the plot... the only thing u wud enjoy is music....the lovely srilanka,(although i believe it cud b better).. and yes...keep eating popcorn throughout.. stopping tht can cause serious consequences...movie is just a backup plan...evn if u miss a few scenes...u wud b only glad:)

GANGS OF WASSEYPUR-2

gangs of wassepur 2- is a 3 hrs long movie, which would bring out your desi...real self... the movie has got a raw appeal, which will force you to enjoy the bhojpuri lyrics, feel for each character and clap at most of the swear words, pitched perfectly in the bihari ishtyle and oh the acting talent- mind blowing!!!..minute details.. building each character ...flaskbacks... all in place, but yes be attentive!.. by the end of 3 hrs, you would probably feel a strange satisfaction.. almost like reaching a closure...and go home with a slightly heavy heart with all the violence, yet feeling alright that all that happened u had been waiting to see from the last month!:) can i just add one more line- JAI JHARKHAND... "teri keh ke loonga" is my personal favortite.....

BARFI

Barfi: if you ask me to define love- i would say, watch Barfi! you would fall in love with the characters- ALL of them. Ranbir, priyanka and D'cruz- What an absolutely brilliant performance. the story, screenplay,direction,dialogues(whatever little there is), music has a fresh appeal, A+++ on that. The movie has its own pace, requires a certain kind of involvement and the innocence the actors bring into the movie- touches your heart.. Moving from the typical, normal life- Barfi gives you the chance to move away from the so called norm, and be a part of their life..their love story..their togetherness- Absolute bliss-pure and genuine!!! Sometimes, words are not enough to describe a feeling... Barfi leaves me feeling just that...!!!! Am speechless... and happy...

ENGLISH VINGLISH

Enligh Vinglish- is REAL!! what a come back SreeDevi:) somehow shasi's journey becomes your own journey... you feel for her, you laugh with her.. and that's because she is one of us... ( i think most of us, have met atleast one shashi in our lives for sure). beautifully made ... keeps you engaged throughout. Loved the movie...can watch again.. 3 cheers to this one!!!

SON OF SARDAAR

son of Sarddar- is a total masala- action-drama-laughter packed movie, where most characters IQ level is below 4!:) but at least you laugh... yes its stretched a lot ...but i was happy to see Salmaan khan twice ... that was enough for me:) ( & am not kidding, the audience went crazy for those 3 mins. of salman khan, and 2.5 hours of SRK cudnt create the same magic)

TALAASH

TALASH- makes u think! even though the narrative was slow, I was engrossed till the end. The brilliant star cast do justice to their characters &...the beauty of the movie lies in how it unfolds..yes, it is a lot about transpersonal, lets u belief in life beyond our understanding.... go for it, if you are okay to accept things u dont see regularly...( and definitely if you worship Amir). For direction, acting skills- it deserves an applause! Tip for Bangalorians: avoid going for night shows at REX, u may end up killing the many hooligans who scream and whistle randomly and u clearly know they are local dirty boys, who understand nothing- no hindi for sure!

MATRU KI BIJLI KA MANDOLA

Matru Ki Bijli Ka Mandola: a lil strange! i dont know whether to ask you to leave ur brains at home... or carry them, since its vishal bharadwaj movie!ummm... this time- leave it behind. story i would say was avg, but i still enjoyed the comedy bit- the dialogues, the slangs...ahhhh:) brilliant. it was actually funny! i laughed and laughed..genuinely nice. imran is a waste...anushka is trying to get over shruti kakkad avtaar.. but pankaj kapoor steals the show! tips: you want might want to be a lil drunk to 'actually' enjoy the movie..

KAI PO CHE

Kai Po Che: is filled with lovely moments. revolves around real friendship.. while they find meaning in life..through cricket..bussiness...love...passion... and how their lives change with earthquakes and riots... the screenplay builds up the tempo slowly- and by the end...you are left speechless...atleast i was! great casting- and sushant was gr8 as a debutant.... each character was defined beautifully.. overall a good movie... worth a watch! 3 CHEERS to KAI PO CHE

I ME AUR MAIN

I,me aur main: not too bad!! even though there are cliche moments, terrible acting, those moments when you go... O.K.A.Y!! basically find hard to digest... but there is something abt the movie which is really good. I guess its the concept and story, but then there is something wrong with the execution- its a little rushed.. too quick..the emotional transitions are not clean... there are highs as well!, but doesnt stay long enough. music is fab.. and leaves me wit mixed feelings. feel good one time watch...(okay..may b two!) not a bad choice for weekend:) enjoy maadi

BOMBAY TALKIES

BOMBAY TALKIES: is like reading chicken soup for the soul! I loved it- each and every bit! each story made me feel so many emotions so strongly- deep, genuine and direct dil se! hats off to the directors and especially the actors- for bringing out emotions so beautifully and effortlessly..it didn't seem overdone- precise and to the point. short and crisp!!- and just the 'perfecttttt' emotions by each and every actor... .trust me i 'felt' connected to every character- the dialogues..everything.. A true emotional high! this movie is REAL... not something i have watched in ages..... dont miss this one!

GO GOA GONE

GO GOA GONE: is hilarious- and in the right way:) the dialogues are funny, masaledaar with all the 'right words' ( hihihihih). there are many scenes which are unforgettable- and each character does justice to their roles. HArd-dick and Luv along with bunny suit their roles perfectly with the desi russian- "haan delhi ka launda hoon BC" and wat accent. the funny bit is admist all the bloodshed, gore, stabbing, shooting the brains and an island full of walking dead people- there is so much comedy happening..AHHH my jaws are still hurting as i remember hardik's jai hind salute to god, bunny's face as he repeats no no no--- while standing on the top of the tower waiting for his friends to rescue him.. and the last merry go around the trees with romantic music, with item turned zombie chases hardik- stays in the mind even whn the movie ends- Its worth a watch... may be more than 1 watch:) 4/5 for this one. thanks Runa Sen - this was a much needed date with you:)

RAANJHANAA

Raanjhaana: touched my heart... very deep...made me smile... laugh.. and yes cry... Dhanush is extraordinary~ there is nothing abt his looks to die for, but he acts so well. his performance is outstanding. From the lafanga, smitten in love to the last dialogue in the movie- it was all abt him!! ranhana is his movie! Sonam has tried to act, and in a few scenes tried harder:) Abhay in his short performance, is good...and dimples are to die for. Oh now, let me not talk about death ( runa cudnt control her tears- so yes, this does deserve a 3 start atleast) music is good... and the dialouges...beautiful i say! personal fav: last dialouge, first half of the movie and the unexpected twists... Go for it- its all about love.. but not the typical romance.. enjoy it, and e prepared to carry the thoughts at the movie home..

LOOTERA

Lootera: is beautiful! its a tale which takes you back in the 1950's and introduces you to a very deep, heart touching love story... Sadiyon purani, aisi aik kahani ankahee reh gayi- tells you there is sadness mixed, but u dont know what, till the story unfolds and the last masterpiece is right there! complicated emotions .. perfectly enacted , the first half is a treat to watch, the second half was slower..much slower than i had expected. but as everyone knows- ranveer singh's presence itself is a plus, and so i will b biased( man, u have to see him... he is soooo good) n so is sonakshi. Go for it, for lovely music and ranveer singh ♥♥ and because i say so!

BHAAG MILKHA BHAAG

Bhaag Milkha Bhaag: is beautiful!! not becz i could see Farhan Akhtar shirtless throughout ( i mean yes that counts) but also bcz, the biography is captured so well. I dont know the real life of Milkha, but if what's shown on screen is true, I just have to say WOW...childhood trauma..dedication... hard work and achievement!is wht BHB is about:) it reminds me of Pan singh tomar, especially the si...See More

CHENNAI EXPRESS

chennai express: lets call it chennai explode... is a mass entertainer. a little too dragged, with lil oveacting .. n lil too much color...n a lot of tamil . the first half is cute, and the accent of Dp is funny...the beautiful south india and DP's sarees- paisa wasool! srk movies ka recap including ddlj scene was a OH NO!! moment for me.. but i still laughed.. see, thats wht happens in rohit shetty movies. No, dont ask for logic, just enjoy the lungi dance and may be by the end u will b able to understand tamil:)

SHUDH DESI ROMANCE

Shudh desi romance: is a one time watch! on the good side.. The movie is fresh ...colorful...the modern day city romance is done well.. With witty parts and some laugher..but the larger picture is repetitive...confusing and irritating. I get the point... The fear of commitment is what is rubbed in throughout.. I was bored.. May be because old school romance ...ddlj appeals more. This doesn't...